In a more upbeat blog than the one I just finished a few minutes ago, as a long suffering Rangers fan, I am going to compose a brief, cathartic letter to my baseball team. No, I'm not going to bother to mail it to them.
Dear Texas Rangers,
SIGN BEN SHEETS ALREADY! We finally have the chance to get a GOOD starting pitcher on our team. Don't let him get away. I have been waiting since Nolan Ryan's retirement for us to FINALLY have a legitimate Ace on this team.
--Frustrated Ranger fan.
PS: don't make me falsify his medical records! I'm despearate!